Fishy Letters

Fishy letters are those letters that are used for dumb people's captions

These are fishy letters:

Lisa: how was your day?
Dumb person: o0hH iT w@s aMazIng, i At3 f1sH!!!

by Birdie the dictionary November 23, 2019

Pseudo “leverage”

A situation where one side at the negotiating table flaunts their so-called “leverage” without realizing that by showing their cards, they’ve pretty much given away all their power because they’ve become entirely predictable.

Me: Damn, dawg - I was playin’ against some invisible niggbo and it was freakey how them hits kept cummin’ outta nowhere - but once he lost his mask, all I could see is a weak, old dude puffing up his chest, trying to be scary ...
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!

by SackmaBooolz November 28, 2019

lefting lefteroo

When you are taking a sharp left turn in a car

lefting lefteroo up here

by squidwardgoesurban April 18, 2020

Dirty Lester

A massive slong

Damn, he has a Dirty Lester

by foureyes2020 June 28, 2020

Love letter

A rejection letter for an application that is written in a friendly manner.

I got another love letter from the application I submitted lastweek.

by Grandweez July 19, 2020

A Lester

Party pooper

Omg! He left the party he’s such a Lester

by Jsisakndxjixosnx August 22, 2020

"special letter" literature

cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.

I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO October 4, 2020