When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino March 07, 2016
by Mando February 17, 2016
When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 09, 2022
The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.
by vt235 September 09, 2009
To beat up on someone;
by TLKay January 15, 2017
a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly
and still be friends
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly
and still be friends
by Belize City, Central America March 25, 2014
by milfsearcher6969 August 26, 2021