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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...
Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung
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Lay your cheese

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"
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Hai Lay Ku Htoo

Hai Lay Ku Htoo is an amazing person <3 he will fill you with love and curiosity, and even if you have ur bad moments he is here to cheer you up :), he will never let you down, and he is the most caring person in my life. <3
Boy one: Is that Hai Lay Ku Htoo?
Boy two: Yeah! Hes so cool
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lays

yo got some lays
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Lays

Lays is the most beautiful person in the world. She's colorful, cute and a often wears smile, the prettiest smile i've ever seen. Lays is an execellent friend and can make who's talking to her happy in very few seconds. Everyone loves lays, even tough she thinks the opposite now and then.
Lays is completely awesome, and doesn't do drugs
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lay in lad

a person that likes to lay in, in the mornings.
"why is he late its like 11am"
"you know him, he's a lay in lad"
by big boy676 May 31, 2019
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