Turd Knuckle

This is when you do the shocker on a girl and she wasn't clensed out previously. When you pull your pinky finger out it is covered in poop. The shocker becomes shocked.

Damnit woman, clean yourself out before we have sex you know I like to give you the shocker. Now I have a turd knuckle.

by dizzyshizaun February 10, 2010

Knuckle Box

(N.) To be a royal screw up. To be the one to totally fuck things up for others and never be held accountable. To be a slacker and never get fired. One who is void of all intelligence to the point where breathing and blinking stress mental processing speeds.

(V.) Knuckle Boxing: The result of def: (N.). To screw everything up as a knucklebox would. Being unable to identify responsibilities and destroy all confidence in ability. To bitch up the works.

I can't believe B. Kieth knuckle boxed production again!

Bill, you knuckle box! Stop knuckle boxin this shit, BITCH!

Your bitch-ass knuckle box attitude is WEAK!

by jebediahfloyd October 6, 2006

knuckle rocket

the cum that lands on your knuckles after masturbation

I was shooting off a knuckle rocket and your mom walked in.

by pink pig August 21, 2007

khunk

An over-aged hunk. Normally used with the word budda (meaning 'old')

Chum's a budda khunk, give-up.

by Jigme Ugen September 3, 2007

Knuck Fuck

Noun:
Someone who doesn't get any pussy.
-Always fucking their own knuckles: masterbating.

Verb:
To finger blast a chick.
-Penetrating the vaginal cavity with one's knuckles.

Use in colloquial dialogue:
-"Atleast I'm not a knuck fuck like Andrew!"
-"Dude, all I had to do was knuck fuck a bitch and she got all wet."

by Vin December 7, 2007

knuckle novocaine

massage

After doing the dishes, Sally said she could really use a shot of knuckle novocaine.

by Dil Mirch December 2, 2010

knuckle sex

Violent intercourse between two men who are defined as “knuckle heads”.

“Dude, today on my way to work I saw to knuckle heads having knuckle sex!”

by cats-are-whack October 6, 2017