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You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!
Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!

Joseluis 

Joseluis is a WONDERFUL Person when it comes to help.He got your back and those that he trust.He loves to eat and most of them HATE school.Me Paola had to write this bc it said no word search for bla bla bla sol DONT ASK HOW I DID IT♠
JOSELUIS DONT FUCK WITH FAKE THOTS
Joseluis by CurlyheadMonty April 11, 2018

joseflano 

Joseflano is a word commonly used to describe a homosexual act or living being. Joseflano was first recorded to have been used in the 1920's in the Ruhr area to insult French coal and mining workers as they were supposed to be less "manly" then the German workers.
That guy looks really Joseflano, he must be dating several men
joseflano by gravelarmenian920 April 23, 2018

Joseing it 

This type of player in video games is a unusual one. To Jose the player lands in a no names area of the map, or when they land in a area with a name, they tend to hide in corners and close doors.
Example 1
Omg bro they’re joseing it in the bathroom.
Example 2
Let’s land military

Jose: NAh fool to many people
Joseing it by Savage559pub June 4, 2018
A ugly man with a harry chest who obviously will never know what shave means
I have a teacher named jose and dang does he look like a gorrilla
Jose by Yrsc June 6, 2018

Jose de la Cruz 

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"