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Jonah

Gay Faggot Retard, Who fucks his sister. Jonah will always break the bro code and be a total ass. Jonah deserves to get penis cancer.
“Did Jonah fuck his sister again?”- ashton
“Sure did”- breyan
by Ashton Y April 6, 2019
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Pull a Jonah

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.
Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.
by thafeld October 14, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

The most amazing band of boys.
Who happen to be talented, and their fans love them
and people only hate on them cause they don't have talent.
Or millions of girls throwing themselves at you.
They write their own songs, and unlike Britney Spears, who in case you forgot, also STARTED ON DISNEY; they can sing live.
girl 1:OMG did you see the Jonas Brothers show last night?
girl 2: YES, they were amazing. and they can SING.
girl 1: i know! people who hate on them need lives.
girl 2: seriously, tell me about it. they watch their videos and go on their myspace and shit saying they hate them.
girl 1: I KNOW! and its a waste of their time, because they are only increasing traffic. which is good!
both: HATERS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.
by peach01 June 30, 2009
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Jonah

A fat pig who's life revolves around donuts and minecraft. He is the biggest molester you will ever meet if you see him run just run! And finally he wants to rape you so please if you see him report thanks!
by Eat the booty 101 November 14, 2017
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bonas jonas

wack, fake a joke. Someone who is a little bitch.
1. that shit was bonas jonas
2. that kid is so bonas
by casey February 9, 2004
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Jonas Brothers

A band that started in Wyckoff, New Jersey. The band consists of three guys, Nicholas Jerry Jonas - 16, Joseph Adam Jonas - 20, Paul Kevin Jonas II - 21. It started out when Nick got discovered in a barber shop and they had him write music. Kevin and Joe helped him write and sing the song ' Please Be Mine ' which made them get discovered too. They made one album with Columbia Records, called ' It's About Time'. After that they dropped that company and went with Hollywood Records, which they have gained three albums from. Their self titled album 'Jonas Brothers', their first platinum ' A Little Bit Longer', and their newest ' Lines, Vines, And Trying Times'. They are popular, but mostly for girls from ages 13-20. Boys normally don't like them, but there are some that do. They wear purity rings, which means no sex til marriage. Kevin recently got engaged to Danielle Delesea. They got engaged July 1st, 2009.
by megans.... August 18, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

A very talented band of brothers,
who DO write their own songs(check their cds for proof)who DO play real music.
who DO change people's lifes.
who DO make a difference.
who DO appreciate where they are today, along with all their wonderful fans.
who WILL stick around.
who WILL never be forgotten.
who DONT drink/do drugs before shows.
who DONT let fame go to their head.
who ARE very good looking.
who ARE down to earth.
who ARE one of the few bands that actually make girls faint just by walking on stage.
who ARE alot more then we see or others may think.
whoooa this definition could go on and on...

In all the best band of brothers ever:)
Year 3000....

girl 1: ohh, this song! I havent heard it for ever! I totally forgot about that band!!!

girl 2: SAME! I still remember all the Jonas Brothers songs and never will i forget, they're just to wonderful.
by mhwhatchasay January 14, 2010
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