Jesus Jizzer

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."

"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!

by nicatnite February 20, 2011

JBush

Jewish teenagers who have a massive amount of pubic hair resembling a bush or shrub.

Alyson: "I was giving this kid a blowjob but his JBush kept getting in my face. I didnt know whose hair it was his or mine!!"

by Suntan Lotion April 29, 2010

Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008

Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

Jesus:be nice to others.

by Jonjo January 15, 2005

Jesus Stans

Another name for Christians

Wow look at that group of worshippers, they are real Jesus Stans

by ynsmedia December 23, 2018

mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

jesus tap-dancing Christ

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"

oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??

by Etni3s February 15, 2004