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jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart
I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier
by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
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Hunter Jake

The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.

Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.

After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.

Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.

It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 4, 2013
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jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word
look at curry man, so inspirational
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote
by bigweiner420 April 13, 2020
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No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake
Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake
by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022
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Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance
guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"
by jjsadventures December 11, 2021
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Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane
by Daber104 March 11, 2019
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Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .
We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.
by mjp9348 December 7, 2018
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