by hhajake November 6, 2012
Get the Emo Jakemug. by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022
Get the No cake for jakemug. The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.
Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
by Deoweeni March 28, 2015
Get the Jake Shitmug. The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 4, 2013
Get the Hunter Jakemug. by jjsadventures December 11, 2021
Get the Jake TMBmug. Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
Get the Jake Forwardmug. by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
Get the jake paulmug.