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Horny Indian Programmer

acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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crying indian list

The 'crying indian' list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. The name of this list is derived from the Keeping America Beautiful campaign in which a crying indian was used to highlight the growing problem of pollution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_America_Beautiful).

Members of the Crying Indian List may be granted 1 of 2 levels of membership; level-1 and level-2. Level-1 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after urinating. Level-2 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after defecating.
Dude, don't shake hands with Ted. He's a level-2 crying indian list member.
by cryingindian4 October 18, 2008
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indian tent trick

the act of farting under the covers and simutaneously lowering a raised leg to push the fart out toward the head of the bed at your partners face.
John got his ass beat by his wife when pulled the indian tent trick on her.
by Ryan Thomson July 13, 2007
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painted like a indian

When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.
Wow man last night i was painted like a Indian.
by Bubdlub August 20, 2017
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Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”
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Indian Shaft Burn

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.
“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”
by Swithy August 21, 2023
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i met the indian

to have sex after a long period of drought
by Norman Noble February 8, 2015
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