grass

something you should touch.

a stream that has not touched grass in 10 years.

by im not a person. September 20, 2021

Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025

tall grass

for tall grass hen your short my guys you'll see

When the 2 dwarfs ran through the tall grass they kept laughing because it kept ticklingthere balls

by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT

“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”

by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022

Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021