soup brain

A stupid person, an idiot, someone who has no idea what is going on at any given time.
Person 1: She got lost on the trip, so clueless!
Person 2: she's a major idiot soup brain.
by Booklove2000 May 25, 2016
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Crispy brain

The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain

Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain
"ha those smooth brained retards are totally unlike us crispy brained intellectuals"
by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019
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brain twins

Two people who are extremely close friends to the point that they love the same things, can easily complete each others sentences or talk simultaneously, and always know what the other person is thinking or would say in a situation. They get along perfectly and hardly ever fight. Other friends are jealous of their closeness and they are thought of as inseparable - you never see one without the other. Usually brain twins are two girls or a girl and a gay boy.
John, the popular jock, had finally gotten the nerve to ask Anna to the dance. She was, as usual, walking with her friends Allie, Cameron, and Zeke. When John approached them, he was happy how excited Anna looked to have been asked by him. But Zeke, because they were brain twins, knew only by looking at her that she would much rather have gone with anyone else, though John, Allie, and Cameron had been fooled.
by Phinny Fanny Phoo September 22, 2007
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Soft Brain

Polite way to call a person retarded
hes a democrat. must be a soft brain
by PresidentElectDickPenis January 07, 2021
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mush brain

Decreased brain function, including (but not limited to) slower reflexes, confusion, and a lower IQ. This condition is observed:

1. In workers who spend greater than 8 hours a day and/or greater than 30 hours a week on excel

2. In North American citizens (particularly men) on the Monday after the Super Bowl

3. In athletes who have experienced many concussions
The professional hockey player was forced to end his career early due to mush brain after having numerous severe
by Mush Brain Patrol February 07, 2012
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squirrel brains

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.
"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"
by Rubbaneck November 17, 2004
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brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.
Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!
by inimitable07 November 10, 2008
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