Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)
by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021

this is not a joke i cannibalize little men preferably midgets because kids are gross honestly taste bad
by ballocks April 20, 2022

a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people
of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual
of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
by Sebby294 April 18, 2021

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out
by Helped out August 12, 2020

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Defined as Showing the emotion of sadness with a hint of clowning specifically on Twitter over the members of One direction Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn especially after the hiatus since they are sincerely missed.
by lizyn January 11, 2021

by how.rude October 22, 2019
