UEFA Mens Player Of The Year

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.

Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Size 13 men’s nikes

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes

I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT

by how.rude October 22, 2019

Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020

Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay

Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020

Hot men in my area

Hot men in my area are normally found in mirrors.

Random person: What do you see when you look at the mirror.
Also random person: Hot men in my area ;)

by Twinklepaff April 16, 2021

i Cannibalize little men

this is not a joke i cannibalize little men preferably midgets because kids are gross honestly taste bad

pleas help me i have an addiction pleas i cannibalize little men

by ballocks April 20, 2022

Crying over 5 men

Defined as Showing the emotion of sadness with a hint of clowning specifically on Twitter over the members of One direction Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn especially after the hiatus since they are sincerely missed.

Oh One of the boys tweeted ? I bet elle, em and shaim doing the Crying over 5 men right now .

by lizyn January 11, 2021