The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

urban dictionary

The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.

I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.

by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009

urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A great idea ruined by retards and their internal struggles.

"I HATE TRUMP!!!@$*!@$&&!*#&!
I know! I'll make a definition of him on Urban Dictionary to release my angst and reveal my stupidity unintendedly!"

by MaracasMemes January 2, 2017

urban dictionary

The website you are already looking...
It contains definitions about urban words that's used by people in internet.

Urban Guy : Hey m8, what's up ?
Normal Guy : What does means "m8", i don't understand"
Urban Guy : But b8, see into urban dictionary !

*Normal Guy reading the definition*
Normal Guy : Oh, thanks you m8 !

by jeuxjeux20 February 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015

Local Dictionary

The Complete Opposite of urban dictionary

Clair: I'll look it up in the local dictionary

Jason: No, look it up in the urban dictionary it has more answers and is also hilarious

by ThatSarcasticGuyAtParty's January 20, 2015