Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

by FrogCat March 22, 2020

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

horny gal

a gal who is very horny all the time

lottie is a horny gal ;)

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020

pizza horny

When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.

Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.

by ProtonFire May 12, 2020

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

Civilize Horny

Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.

I had a conversation with my girlfriend we had Civilized Horny conversation

Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.

by Themanmanlol August 29, 2020

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020