Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.

“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”

by Capndanpan December 31, 2020

Women's Ice Hockey

just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking

Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.

by urmomsmine December 12, 2022

Elite Ice Hockey League

a hockey league for british clubs from england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. belfast giants are the most successful team in the competition having won it 6 times. now the sheffield steelers are running away and they will potentially seal their title on the 9th of march

sheffield steelers are on the verge of a Elite Ice Hockey League title

by big fat tubby March 4, 2024

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Grand Blanc Hockey

A middle ground team usually with 2-4 seniors that carry the entire team, with a great coach. while the rest are there just to give the seniors a break. seasons mostly suck with a higher lost rate than win probably because they let furries on the team and like elfs.

You hear about grand blanc hockey yesterday?
yea got mercied 9-1 in the second period by mid michigan

by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025

cold like a streaker at a hockey game

Extremely cold.
1a)Cold can mean a bitter person
1b)Cold can mean tuff
1c)You can literally be cold
1d)Extremely poised

1a) she really gonna be hugging her guy friends then pour wine on my white yeezy's for hugging my friends that are females? She's just cold like a streaker at a hockey game and I can't do shit about it.
1b) Got my new ice. This drip cold like a streaker at a hockey game.
1c) I am from atlanta bruh. This chicago weather got me cold like a streaker at a hockey game
1d) You see Dame DOLLA hit that deep three over Paul George for the win? In the 4th his game stays cold like a streaker at hockey game no cap

by Prill. April 26, 2019