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shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018
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Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt
“I love to be upper-gutted.”
by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020
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bring your own guts

Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit
Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts
by Hank28 November 28, 2023
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Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
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Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023
mugGet the Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutschmug.

Quail gut

The picture of 2 females smiling together in a fake and extremely sad attempt to befriend one another although they are enemies due to same love interest.....
Those quail gut broads over there are acting like besties.... Taking pictures at the club.... Lol
by mainchick760 October 3, 2016
mugGet the Quail gutmug.

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