Word Vacuum

When you instantly regret saying something as soon as the words leave your mouth. Usually something that sounds unintentionally dirty, or just something you wish you hadn't said aloud. The tone in your voice changes halfway through the sentence as soon as you realize what you're saying. You wish you could just suck the words back into your mouth - like a vacuum.
Leafs announcer (after a hit) - "And that was two big bodies banging!"
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."
by Jin K. Toner May 15, 2013
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word hell

A torture my husband claims he endures due to my compulsive contributions to UD and the fact that I force him to listen to me read the ones aloud that get published.
I don’t want to inhabit this life of word hell, it’s tantamount to mental water boarding.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
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word turd

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.
Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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But eventually the word will

But eventually the word will, will word will
by Coco chuck. Sgaulana hb June 22, 2021
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Word lock

When you are trying to think of a word but your mind locks on to a similar word preventing you from remembering the desired word.
Chuck - "We had some of those New Orleans pastry things - oh, darn, I had it on the tip of my tongue but now all I can think of is 'bidet' and I know that's not it."

Carol - "Bidet!? It's a beignet - You don't eat a bidet you goof!"

Chuck - "I know, I know - I said that's not it - I had word lock."
by da Chetster August 12, 2012
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word Samurai

A person who can be dangerously adept at outmaneuvering another with language.
We call her the word Samurai because she is solidly confident that if and when she chooses to, she would win when it comes to words.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 08, 2019
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word rat

Adj: Someone incompetent at the game of Word Mole on Blackberry Phones. Often loses and spells bad or short words during gameplay.
Jake: Damn, lost to you on Word Mole again!

Sally: Hah, you're such a word rat!
by ratmasta2k12 January 12, 2012
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