the real resume

The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.
hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 24, 2010
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Real Conspirator

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.
See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.
by The BenMan April 06, 2004
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Real nigga

A nigga that is real that is born on June 15 an name start with a m is a real nigga an someone name that start with a n can't be a real nigga
by Kyrie vann March 26, 2020
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real talk

A heart to heart, pulling no punches, down to earth God's honest
conversation, getting down to serious business after light hearted banter.
Sooner or later I am going to have serious real talk with the woman that I love.
by St. Ias September 17, 2005
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keeping it real

Something that people claim to do when they supposedly want to speak their mind. Used often on the Internet by people who are about as quiet as a church mouse in real life.

Now, on the other hand, there are people who thinking that keeping it real is synonymous with being an asshole or bitch. They say that most people can't handle such realness, and usually get offended when you "keep it real" by calling them such. All in all, most people just don't wanna deal with such childishness, contrary to what they tell you.
1. You talk trash to me in the chat, and I'll put a virus on your ass! I'm just keeping it real! r0xx0rs! w00t! l33t!11! Cyber-thuggin' baby!!1

2. You're not on my level. I'm just keeping it real.
-No, you're being a bitch. Now I'M keeping it real!
by The Producer June 04, 2007
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real blashmen

1) dallas slang for "throwed"
2) describing someones swag
3) another word for "ok"
Female 1: Look at brodie fit.
Female 2: He real blashmen.
by mznique December 07, 2009
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Real Tiggy

It's a phrase used when describing something that is real talk or a very true, possibly deep statement.
Mike: That Megan Fox is fine as hell these days.

Dan: That's some real tiggy.
by MTAallday aka Abs December 01, 2010
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