Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
Get the floor rescuermug. In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".
by MyBoyo September 3, 2019
Get the Floormug. Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018
Get the 3rd Floormug. by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022
Get the Floor tilemug. When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down
by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011
Get the Floor Bumpinmug. FLOOR!!!!
by korosenai November 1, 2019
Get the Floormug. by Astralstarlight October 20, 2020
Get the floor decormug.