medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

El flechero

A small village part of the cotija municipality, with the population of -500. The village is losing population because the people from there are too stuck up and think the village life is for los nacos. Its home of the Cardenas, Cejas, Lopez, and Magañas. If you want to date a girl from there you better have money. The guys there buy ATV's and report them stolen so they don't have to pay the note. They also have a funcion like San Juanico but theirs is smaller and not as fun. The people there are extremely cheap and stingy. They will starve themselves to buy nice clothes. They like to hang out with guys from San Juanico because they don't mind paying anything. All in the the people are not bad. But they will screw you on money. They listen to narco corridos and then cry when they get robbed at the border.

Let's go to el Flechero a los arrancones

Ay van los de San juanico a cojerse las burras del Flechero

Ay vienen los del lechero a cagar el palo

by La masacuata January 24, 2022

Living flesh and reLBJaLooD

Living flesh and relbjalood beings.
by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created living flesh and relbjalood by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 29, 2022

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

Scent-flehmening

"Lions, when they are scent- flehmening you, are sniffing you extra extra hard, using what's called their 'vomeronasal organ,' or 'Jacobson's organ,' which is situated in the roof of their mouth. Lions pull their upper lips back hard in what's kown as a "Flehmen grimace," exposing their gums and baring their canine teeth as, open-mouthed, they then search the air around trying to detect the direction of the most concentrated scent of you and your own pheromones. Snakes, too (amongst lots of other animals) have a Jacobson's organ - and the evidence of when it's being used is when their tongues flicker in and out their mouths, testing the air around themselves for prey.

That's it, Mr Grumpy, you keep on scent-flehmening me, lips back and open-mouthed, just like your doing now. Take really really deep sniffs of me! It's me, Mimbi Jones. You know my pheromones. So, why don't you just scarper and leave me to get out this tree, so's I can run back home before Mum wakes up and comes into my room!"

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

burnt flesh

burnt flesh is a person who is very cool and has a lot of friends (or u can call burntflesh madoka instead)

burnt flesh is an amazing person!

by Madoka!#6666 August 15, 2023

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023