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farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.
Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
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fartin

The chillest chillers, that reside in the chalice palice
Woah, I wish i was part of fartin so badi just wanna touch feet-RC
by ferda jawndie November 29, 2024
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fartinomics

(noun)

The science of fart-based energy dynamics, where BASED farts are the ultimate bullish phenomenon. These aren’t your ordinary, stinky emissions; based farts are clean, confident, and carry a vibe so immaculate they could turn a room into a bull market. They’re a sign of power, prosperity, and good decision-making. A world dominated by based farts is a world on the rise—full of optimism, innovation, and hype-worthy momentum.
“That wasn’t just a fart—it was a based fart. The whole squad’s portfolio just went green!”

Note: In fartinomics, based farts are rare and legendary, the kind of gaseous output that could shift the tides of history and create generational wealth… or at least generational laughs.
by King Farticus December 18, 2024
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Farknew

A "Farknew" is slang commonly used in the East Coast to describe someone who is Academically Gifted and brags about it.
Did you hear that Andrew has a full ride to UCLA?

Of course that Farknew does! I have to go to community college
by silkbeef January 8, 2025
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Farming Drinks

“Charmingly Persuading Someone to Treat You to a Drink
Person 1:“I don’t have any money for drinks”

Person 2: “it’s fine you can always try farming drinks at the location”
by Pugnacious January 10, 2025
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Fartinkle Crunk

A type of person who is drunk and is peeing all the time
Bro my dad is such a Fartinkle Crunk
by Aldishit January 13, 2025
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Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.
"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"
by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025
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