Male or female genitalia.
by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
Get the Family Jewelsmug. A family who can be found (in a Tarago, or equivalent with baby on board bumper sticker) at your local caravan park on vacation, in a tent, sporting bum bags, bottled water from home, and a camera around the neck weilding father. Dont forget the well prepared eski of rolls from home with Kraft cheese and Ham. Will be easily spotted by their perfectly pruned garden and bunnings outdoor setting. Tarago mothers will best be found (wearing cargo pants and a polo shirt given as a mothers groups kriskringle gift, finished off with a katmandu wind fleece vest) sitting by the pool supervising little janette and philllis, making sure they keep up the 4 hour routine of spf30 zinc and rash vests, followed by board shorts from Target.
Most common Tarago names: Gareth, Tennile, Helen, Tanya, Katrina, Darren, Phill and Ian etc.
To observe these common but frightening species, head to your local bunnings or grocery store.
Most common Tarago names: Gareth, Tennile, Helen, Tanya, Katrina, Darren, Phill and Ian etc.
To observe these common but frightening species, head to your local bunnings or grocery store.
Tarago Family Banter:
Tarryn: "hey graham, did you remember to pick up tenniles ear drops from mums?"
Graham: "oh strewth tarryn, bloody hell, you could have gone and done it, you had the tarago today and you know how i dont like to take the falcon on those bumpy roads!"
Tarryn: "well at least tell me you remembered to get the Better Homes and Gardens Magazine, i wanted to make that cottage pie recipe for Isaacs playdate, you know how Katrina judges us by our food, well have the whole town talking us down."
Tarryn: "hey graham, did you remember to pick up tenniles ear drops from mums?"
Graham: "oh strewth tarryn, bloody hell, you could have gone and done it, you had the tarago today and you know how i dont like to take the falcon on those bumpy roads!"
Tarryn: "well at least tell me you remembered to get the Better Homes and Gardens Magazine, i wanted to make that cottage pie recipe for Isaacs playdate, you know how Katrina judges us by our food, well have the whole town talking us down."
by TheTaragoCo. December 12, 2010
Get the Tarago Familymug. A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked
by HonkeyBread July 30, 2015
Get the nuclear familymug. by Rengiil May 31, 2011
Get the Family Guymug. A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
Get the Dysfunctional family sizemug. A perfect family is a family that consists of the four of the most beautiful human beings on all of earth, Alexis Denisof, Alyson Hannigan, and their two children, Satyana Marie, and Keeva Jane. See Denisofs
by ReadingRanger January 2, 2013
Get the Perfect Familymug. The funniest show on TV(that malcom show isn't the funniest; family guy is). The characters are:
Peter Griffin; the main character of the show. He is a fat dumbass, but hes the funniest one. lol
Lois Griffin; Peter's wife.
Meg Griffin; Their 16 year old duaghter. Shes a poser, who trys to fit in.
Cris Griffen; Their 13 year old son. Hes also fat and dumb.
Stewie Griffin; Their evil baby. Hes always trying to kill Lois. Hes pretty funny too.
and Brian; the Griffin's talking dog. Hes probaly the smartest one. He is also funny.
They live in Qoahog, Rode Island. I think this show is waaay funnier than The Simpsons.
Peter Griffin; the main character of the show. He is a fat dumbass, but hes the funniest one. lol
Lois Griffin; Peter's wife.
Meg Griffin; Their 16 year old duaghter. Shes a poser, who trys to fit in.
Cris Griffen; Their 13 year old son. Hes also fat and dumb.
Stewie Griffin; Their evil baby. Hes always trying to kill Lois. Hes pretty funny too.
and Brian; the Griffin's talking dog. Hes probaly the smartest one. He is also funny.
They live in Qoahog, Rode Island. I think this show is waaay funnier than The Simpsons.
by meatwad's ghost July 16, 2008
Get the Family Guymug.