A Morbidly obese usually curly haired individual, Most likely has raging biceps and The thickest bum cheeks. But don’t be fooled by his flaws as his large physique and golden features are killers with the ladies!
Person1: “have you seen Ethan Adams”
Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”
Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”
by MrThicc420 October 30, 2019
Get the Ethan Adamsmug. ethn is a name given to crackheads who have gotten rejected at least once in a primary school preferably catholic ones eg holy family. they also must be an australian scum with a huge obsession for fake animals that fight.
by not josh ok bye October 20, 2019
Get the ethan garnermug. by Sexy beast912 December 25, 2016
Get the ethan tischermug. The collective term for a large pile of garbage.
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Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
Or:
Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
by CrazierMadman4444 May 27, 2017
Get the Ethan Brownmug. by bazzb_tch April 12, 2015
Get the bailey and ethanmug. The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.
Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.
by Definitive Erd October 10, 2003
Get the cool ethanmug. by Big boo pee hole October 4, 2018
Get the Ethan Zandstramug.