A Morbidly obese usually curly haired individual, Most likely has raging biceps and The thickest bum cheeks. But don’t be fooled by his flaws as his large physique and golden features are killers with the ladies!
Person1: “have you seen Ethan Adams”
Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”
Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”
by MrThicc420 October 30, 2019
Some fucked up teeth lil fag who doesnt like the boys and has a micro penis, his past times are gay sex
by ttyl111 May 15, 2020
Predicted to become one of the biggest entrepreneurs of his generation. At 17 years of age Ethan reportedly has 5 major streams of income. From selling shoes to artists and celebrities to designing the graphics behind the biggest digital media art in the game Ethan has gotten it all made from the ground up. In an interview, Ethan stated that his favorite quote was, "If you want to buy things without looking at the price tag, you have to work without looking at the clock." Although he is a full-time student, he finds time to balance his life equally in which may bring him the most success in the near future.
by Emmanuel Ocbazghi January 17, 2022
bestie: do yk who ethan zits is?
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
by baldi123 September 23, 2021
The collective term for a large pile of garbage.
Or:
Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
Or:
Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
by CrazierMadman4444 May 27, 2017
by bazzb_tch April 12, 2015
The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.
Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.
by Definitive Erd October 11, 2003