Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021

Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

by Chalky84 July 28, 2017

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018