Doing a Hitler

where an individual grows a tash identical to hitlers and invades Poland

" Hay man what you up to "
" Doing a hitler what about you "

by South Cyprus Killer August 14, 2009

Doing a diesel.

Doing a diesel is when you dont sleep but when you do sleep its for a maximum of 5 hours, generally in his awake time he is training slayer on Runescape

I went to sleep last night at 1 am, and woke up at 6 am so i could keep going for 99 slayer!

Wow not thats "Doing a diesel."

by M4geguru July 10, 2010

Dousing

/daʊs/ v. tr.: The act of slamming some liquids almost directly subsequent to swallowing something of a high-degree temperature, all while on an empty stomach.

The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.

WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.

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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?

Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-

Joe: Mmmm, ember!

Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-

Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!

Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.

Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!

Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??

Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*

Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*

Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!

by dabeshu-sama July 15, 2010

doing crosswords and drinking tea

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.

Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.

by CaptDan January 17, 2011

Doning it

When a male gets a female drunk strictly with the intention of doing some kind of sexual act that she would normally not consent to. OR When a male performs a sexual act against the females will or while she is passed out drunk.

"Last night i woke up to this guy fingering me, and he was all over me when i was drunk, he was Doning it so bad."

by TJ and partially Jacob August 18, 2011

Doing a Mayank

To do a 'Mayank' is to attempt to complete some task given to you by outsourcing the work to somebody entirely incapable of doing the work which usually results in being found out by your peers and become known as a useless con artist.

Dave: Hey did you hear about that new developer, he got caught Doing a Mayank.
Steve: Wow really?
Dave: Totally, he gave all his work to the Ukraine

by cocotheclown February 20, 2014

Doing a liana

'doing a liana'....
When someone says something bad about themselves and expects flawless compliments back from someone else

'doing a liana'....

"I'm so fat and ugly"

"no you're not, you're actually really pretty"

by Supernaturalness July 29, 2016