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Ninja Docker 

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
Ninja Docker by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
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Ghost Docking 

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
Ghost Docking by tronn4 March 3, 2012
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interlocking docking 

When a male puts his foreskin over another mans helmet/bell end then the second man places his( the second foreskin) over the first gentlemans foreskin
Craig and mat decided to engage in mutual masturbation using interlocking docking
interlocking docking by Achara October 28, 2013

donkey docking 

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'
"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole
donkey docking by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014

port docking 

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
port docking by Psyeraph October 9, 2014

Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.
Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...
Toe docking by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016

cross-docking 

When you invite a girl over and hook up with her and then invite your friends over to all fuck her too.
Yo man want to hangout? Nah dude, Noel is coming over, but we can go cross-docking after!