Kissed on the dick

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.

Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

by Mustafa_Moneteddsdsd July 5, 2014

vacation dick

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.

by Daveguys June 16, 2016

Dicks out for

Show some respect in name of (...) .

Dicks out for Harambe

by the docking expert September 13, 2016

dick stupid

when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.

"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."

by robert h. February 3, 2006

Dick Jack

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

Jellybean Dick

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.

Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.

by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009

Dick Window

Adj. Describing the situation where one is 'flying low', with his fly or zipper down.

To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.

Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'

by DrTimmy October 19, 2011