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Ozark Mountain Diamonds

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
by tehannihilator September 6, 2015
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fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
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Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
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Diamond Snuggler

Someone who creates the pretense of intimacy for the sake of being purchased things without it directly being prostitution. A gold digger.
She strung him along until he had bought her enough jewelery then was gone without a word; a total diamond snuggler.
by Hqrsie October 29, 2010
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A Diamond

According to Bratz ( my main girlz)

A diamond is a girl that glows from her head to her toe
A diamond is a girl who shines and glistens deep within her soul
'"Wow what a diamond, she's so beautiful!"
by charli3angels September 18, 2020
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lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.
She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long
by foodie52 October 22, 2017
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Diamond Mask

ahhh yes the mask from roblox game Bee Swarm Simulator. It shows that you have no life and are truly addicted to seeing numbers going up at the speed of light just to make it all go to 0 by buying this. I wanted to get it but i dont think that would be good for my health BECAUSE WHY WOULD I GRIND FOR 54645342 HOURS TO GET THIS BEEP.
Person 1: YOOOO I GOT THE DIAMOND MASK IN BEE SWARM SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
by mitrije13 February 4, 2023
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