The Dave

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.

Dave Castleberry is The Dave

by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009

dave

another term for a crap

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"

by parrot123 June 4, 2009

dave matthews band

an alright band, they have some good songs like Ants Marching.. but a little overrated. for some reason all the preppy kids really like them.

"Dave Matthews Band concert on Tuesday!"
"Eh, they're alright."

by BOOGABOOGA October 5, 2005

Daved

A form of the word Dave, it means to be pussy whipped, and your girlfriends bitch, even though you aren't even engaged.

You are so fucking Daved

by vshankthetank December 10, 2010

Davenport

The act of breaking into a house and defecating in the laundry basket.

Guy 1: Dude somebody shat in my laundry!

Guy 2: Bro you've been davenported!

by Fecavore June 2, 2011

Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.

Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!

by bio 100 May 10, 2005