Danity Kane

A band? I don't think so. This is just another pop group that is fed by MTV's love for overexposure. For one, they came from a shitty "reality" TV show called Making the Band 3. Even though their first two "bands" weren't even remotely successful the goons at MTV insist that 3rd time's a charm.

I, for one, have no idea what Danity Kane even means. It sounds like cat food, NOT something you'd want to name a pop group. Their first single is something horrid. The show mainly focused on finding girls that could sing, (and trust me, some of these girls sing well) but Show Stoppin' doesn't even display any of their decent talent.

I'm sure their parents aren't proud either. They're like Britney Spears. They claim to be clean and "good girls", but they prance around on screen with barely anything on.

In conclusion, if you like PCD then you'll absolutely adore Danity Kane. Good luck in life.

Tween 1: OMG DANITY KANE IS SO RAWKIN
Tween 2: FOR REAL, THEY'RE MY ROLE MODELS
Decent tween: You do realize that the sublimal message behind this show is that in order to be successful you need to be hot, right? And why do you idolize girls who "sing" about how cool being a pimpette is?
Tween 1: Whatever, I just listen to whatever everyone else is listening to so I can fit in.

We live in a human WASTELAND.

by Leslie, bitches. September 10, 2008

David

Has a very extreme sexual side for female pleasure , has a big heart, strong and content,loves making people feel better and just a person who loves to laugh and have a good time

David you are so caring for me

by Astink 34 March 14, 2017

David

A name for a really dirty horse

Wow, you are riding a real David there.

by hotsoup October 24, 2010

Dirty David

When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.

I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldn’t see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.

by Trx791 August 20, 2019

David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

by resume December 28, 2005

dirty david

when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl

Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will

by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017

david marchand

David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.

Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!

by Arahovas July 6, 2006