1 definition by Leslie, bitches.

A band? I don't think so. This is just another pop group that is fed by MTV's love for overexposure. For one, they came from a shitty "reality" TV show called Making the Band 3. Even though their first two "bands" weren't even remotely successful the goons at MTV insist that 3rd time's a charm.

I, for one, have no idea what Danity Kane even means. It sounds like cat food, NOT something you'd want to name a pop group. Their first single is something horrid. The show mainly focused on finding girls that could sing, (and trust me, some of these girls sing well) but Show Stoppin' doesn't even display any of their decent talent.

I'm sure their parents aren't proud either. They're like Britney Spears. They claim to be clean and "good girls", but they prance around on screen with barely anything on.

In conclusion, if you like PCD then you'll absolutely adore Danity Kane. Good luck in life.
Tween 1: OMG DANITY KANE IS SO RAWKIN
Tween 2: FOR REAL, THEY'RE MY ROLE MODELS
Decent tween: You do realize that the sublimal message behind this show is that in order to be successful you need to be hot, right? And why do you idolize girls who "sing" about how cool being a pimpette is?
Tween 1: Whatever, I just listen to whatever everyone else is listening to so I can fit in.

We live in a human WASTELAND.
by Leslie, bitches. August 12, 2006
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