Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
by irreverent August 5, 2006
Get the Lap Dance mug.The best way to put shame upon another human being. If someone undermines, contradicts, insults, etc. etc. you challenge them to a dance off, which shows which is then either followed by about a minute or so dance turns between the two, or the pansy-face declines and has to live in a shadow of shame for the rest of their life. A dance off goes for about six rounds, but sometimes it is a draw at the end so it goes on much, much longer, usually it is judged by any person standing by, rarely judged by actual 'Dance-off Judgers'.
RegularJoe: Hah, I love socks!
LiberalPansy: Socks are for Hillbillies!
RegularJoe: (Slaps Liberal Pansy with glove and steps a step back) Dance-Off!
LiberalPansy: ...uh...oh...alright?
LiberalPansy: Socks are for Hillbillies!
RegularJoe: (Slaps Liberal Pansy with glove and steps a step back) Dance-Off!
LiberalPansy: ...uh...oh...alright?
by GlassesMelt August 14, 2005
Get the dance-off mug.While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.
Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"
Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
Get the couch dancing mug.When a bunch of kids get together at shows and start flailing their arms and swinging their fists in any direction, probably hoping to hit someone and innocently call it an "accident" because they are afraid to get wrecked by the guy they hit.
They also wear bandannas so you can't see their face. Pussies.
A waltz is a dance, guys. Hardcore dancing is just a constant seizure.
They also wear bandannas so you can't see their face. Pussies.
A waltz is a dance, guys. Hardcore dancing is just a constant seizure.
Whild hardcore dancing ,Some hardcore dancer gave Cody a concussion after a hit from a Windmill. When we confronted him after the show, He said it was an accident. We fucked him up anyways.
by CantShutMeUp July 27, 2006
Get the hardcore dancing mug.The phenomenon of gently turning the sreering wheel in response to bouncy, inspiring music. Usually not a conscious action, it may appear suspicious to law officials observing your driving.
No officer, I have not been drinking-- I must have been car dancing!
MOM! Quit car dancing. You are making me nervous.
MOM! Quit car dancing. You are making me nervous.
by Dawgmum April 12, 2010
Get the car dancing mug.A ritual, often involving a dance of some sort, that is practiced with the idea of increasing the chance of significant snowfall. Often pertains to the desire for a snow day to occur. Frequently used jokingly, as a parody superstition.
by Biogeek February 26, 2008
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