The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.

She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.

by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009

the studge dance

The Studge Dance is a dance move made up by the wonderful -Mikey Cobban which happens to fit with every single song out there.

"Have you seen The Studge Dance?"

by EEP2003 November 22, 2018

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Coffin Dance

A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.

Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?

by Shreycrey April 4, 2020

Dance Dance Revolution

A game I totally suck at, but I do pretty good on.

Not all kids who play the game are fat, an example is myself.

People who hate it only hate it 'cause they either suck at it or they've never played the game and just hate the music. ;P

Silly anime/video game/etc haters.

Dance Dance Revolution is really fun to play at arcade

by Speedlight July 2, 2003

pickle dance

the act of a female using a vibrator.

That night I slept over I walked in on your mom doing the pickle dance.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Dance

Similar to a sport, yet more graceful and pretty looking.

unlike football, dance is more graceful and won't get your clothes dirty

by yai February 19, 2009