The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.

I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!

by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022

Cold M

Cld M is an immaculate rapper who wants to F### love, cold m plays baskteball and has a gaming chair from his stepdad. cold M goes BAWW

YO dude have you seen cold M he was sooooo immaculate

by Cold M biggest fan number 2 February 26, 2021

im cold

What do u think it means? Give the person a jacket or sommet ffs

If yer a guy be honest, have you ever felt the touch of a woman? Yer mum dont count

“Im cold”
“Lol”
*cries in potassium deficiency*

by Pidgeonsandshit March 28, 2021

cold spaget

Poggers human

that person is definitely a cold spaget they are so poggers

by TheOneHumanDino May 24, 2021

Cold-a-sac

When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

by Loggerheader69 September 3, 2023

cold dog

cold hot dog

This cold dog is great.

by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y July 8, 2022