The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

cold and snakey

When the weather is cold and miserable outside. So bad that you don’t want to go out. You’re as scared to go outside from the cold as if snakes were all over.

It’s too cold and snakey to go outside.

by Chickensaredinosaurs December 2, 2020

cold afuck

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"

by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020

Cold M

Cld M is an immaculate rapper who wants to F### love, cold m plays baskteball and has a gaming chair from his stepdad. cold M goes BAWW

YO dude have you seen cold M he was sooooo immaculate

by Cold M biggest fan number 2 February 26, 2021

im cold

What do u think it means? Give the person a jacket or sommet ffs

If yer a guy be honest, have you ever felt the touch of a woman? Yer mum dont count

“Im cold”
“Lol”
*cries in potassium deficiency*

by Pidgeonsandshit March 28, 2021

cold spaget

Poggers human

that person is definitely a cold spaget they are so poggers

by TheOneHumanDino May 24, 2021

Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

by Karrot01 November 13, 2021