coffee hug

When Typing -hugs- on FB to much :D

K- what yah so not running into that snowman coz it's a moomoo! -hugzzzz- :)
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs

by Eggzorcist March 29, 2014

Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

by Dovagedy January 8, 2020

The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

by daras1 March 17, 2005

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010

Turkish Coffee

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.

My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.

by Stymey Wilkerson May 17, 2006

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020