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Coffee crisp

A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.

It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.

During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!

Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
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iced coffee

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee
i would like an iced coffee for dessert
by John's big brain May 14, 2021
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Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
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The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!
shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
by daras1 March 17, 2005
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Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle
The men went coffee potting girls last night.
by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010
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Turkish Coffee

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.
My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.
by Stymey Wilkerson May 17, 2006
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White Coffee

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it
Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you
by Onhhh March 1, 2017
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