chode wagon

Noun. chødé wägôn. A vehicle specifically constructed for the sole purpose of transporting chodes.

Hey dude, check out my Mazda Miata. Dope, right?

Man, that's such a chode wagon. Get the fuck out of here.

by cobshlin July 16, 2006

Chode Rider

A person who sits on fat chodes and and rides them till their pussy gets wet.

A person who rides fat dicks.

A person who enjoys fat dicks up their Ass/Pussy.

Ex1. Greg: hey whatsup?
Tom: stf^ chode rider!

Johnny chode ride bill till he came.

by That Baller Andrew December 24, 2006

Chode Monster

A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.

Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.

by CathisaCAT April 7, 2009

chode elf

a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode

" That kid there is a chode elf."

by pp puffer January 23, 2006

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

chode crystal

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.

Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.

by Stumble January 24, 2008

Chode-Floss

1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.

2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.

E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.

E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.

by Razor Bear September 28, 2008