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Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
by shmaters gee April 13, 2009
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Chinese Water Sacking

When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.
Dude! Hayden and I just played a wicked game of Chinese Water Sacking!
by Gelanedus November 27, 2011
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Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.
Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.
by G005E October 11, 2006
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Chinese Infantry Dump

Taking a shit which consists of multiple waves.
I was late for class because of that Chinese Infantry Dump.
by NotoriousJJM April 2, 2010
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chinese tickle pickle

When someone looks up something you have no idea what it is on the internet and the person plays it off like he didn't know what he was doing.
Warren: Marcus what is Chinese tickle pickle and why is it on your search history

Marcus: I dont know I think I tapped in it on accident
by Bucn4sty July 8, 2020
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Chinese fluid sauce

Any household product in a liquid form that can be used as a way to get high.
"This white-out maybe Chinese fluid sauce but it kicks like a damn Appaloosa."
by Rhym November 29, 2018
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Chinese Butthole Trap

Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.

If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little. Then I heard about the Chinese Butthole Trap.
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