Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

Text-checking

The process of checking on someone or something by texting

Have you heard from Bob today, he is late to the botton factory. No, I am text-checking him now.

by Mommaube January 8, 2019

check the chip

The act of examining both side of a chip (e.g. potato chip, tortilla chip, etc) prior to eating to determine which side has more flavor powder. That side is then placed face down on the tongue to achieve optimum flavor enjoyment.

Aren’t you going to check the chip? You can’t just eat them with reckless abandon like some sort of animal.

by Unknown09er September 16, 2019

Brick Check

The impromptu act of checking if your companions are currently erect. This term is used in a multitude of situations that would cause a male to be aroused and erect in result, in turn causing embarrassment.

Yoooo dude, you've been staring at Mrs.Incredible really weird the entire movie! Brick check right now!

by Squatchums February 4, 2022

monster check

when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.

dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check

by Xx_catnip_xX September 27, 2010

Mike Check

When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.

"Yo Mike Check, pass me a Coke!"

by epicpussyslayer2246 April 30, 2019

Price Check

When you're uncertain about a fart that just happened, and you need to go make sure it wasn't something more serious.

Be right back! Gotta go do a price check on aisle two, if you catch my drift!

by SherbetTcat May 1, 2021