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candy pie

When a girls pussy got some stanky smell.
"You cookin tacos?"
"No?"
"DAYUMM GIRL, yo candy pie STANK."
by justinsnyder. March 5, 2009
mugGet the candy piemug.

Candy hole

She's got a good candy hole.
by The Fury 13 October 26, 2010
mugGet the Candy holemug.

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
by sarcastic November 3, 2003
mugGet the candy cornmug.

candy canes

A word used for drugs. Most of the time it's cocaine.
Drug Dealer:Jou vant sum candy canes man?
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina
by Go Fuck YO SELF August 14, 2007
mugGet the candy canesmug.

Eye candy

Something that is fun to look at or see
Guy 1: what are you playing?
Guy 2: Battlefield 1
Guy 1: looks fun

Guy 2: yeah it has a lot of eye candy
by Savagecabbage29 April 23, 2017
mugGet the Eye candymug.

Lap Candy

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.
Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.
by MGunner December 11, 2011
mugGet the Lap Candymug.

Midnight Candy

The act in which you tell a 14 year old girl you want to have sex with her
"Damn she's only 14 but she's so hot I'm gonna midnight candy her"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017
mugGet the Midnight Candymug.

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