cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024

Cancer

A large green monster treading in the swampy waters on the outskirts of a land Far Far Away... Complains to others about things he is not doing as well. Coerces others into playing with him, when they don't want to and wonders why they resemble but a pile of salt.

Wow Daaaaaahnielll, stop being a "cancer"!

by glirglirglir June 11, 2017

Cancer Roll

A cigarette.

Also known as a cancer stick, stick of cancer, or roll of cancer.

Don't ever smoke cancer rolls. As you may have guessed, you'll get cancer.

by username4544 April 4, 2021

Cancer

Every North American English class ever

Damn, this class is f***ing cancer

by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019

kisser-cancer

A person who is very annoying or if something is like cancer, just worse.

Fuck this is kisser-cancer. Or that guy is kisser-cancer...

by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017

Cancer

When a human cell tries to reproduce without humans

People with cancer evolve into dead cells.

by Advanced Ape October 20, 2022