Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020

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butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women

“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”

by olafthesnowman123 August 15, 2022

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butthole mouth

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.

Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.

by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017

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Butthole Mouth

Sucking a dick after it has been in your or a butthole.

I was fucking this bitch in the butt, pulled my dick out and shoved it in her mouth before she knew what was going on and I laughed and called her Butthole Mouth.

by Ifuckedyomominthebutt December 21, 2017

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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 09, 2022

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