Brando FUCKING Harber

The dude who doesn't give a fuck. If you piss him off, he'll punch you in the cunt, you little shits.

Joe: OH SHIT! Its that Brando FUCKING Harber kid! EVERYONE, FUCKING RUN!

by BRANDO FUCKING HARBER January 3, 2013

Brandon

Ugly ass faggot with a small dick. No pube hair and has black wires for hair. Repels girls like the plague. Smells like my dogs shit.

Brandon: Hey Ladies~!
Girls: Ew!!! Go away you small dicked faggot!!!!

by Blue_Jay321 June 23, 2016

Brandon

No good ass nigga , always lying. Only good for dick .. Can't do shit for you !

Don't get no fucking Brandon bad for business

by prettyqueen December 21, 2016

Brandon

A fat shit smelling bitch that doesn't take showers, doesn't know that soap was invented because he never uses it, he smells like papa johns cheese, he really loves fat bitches with a passion also he farts when he gets scared, he has his own gravitational pull, he looks like sherk's cousin, and smells like the swamp sherk's from.

What's that shit smell? Must be a Brandon around. He's such a fucking Brandon.

by Triston December 4, 2017

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009

let's go brandon

a term to insult biden.

Me: F You Biden
PE Teacher: Use Let's Go Brandon Instead so you won't get in trouble.

Me: Okay.

by Joshua Manalad February 28, 2022

brandon

A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.

"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"

by ihatebrandon December 7, 2012