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topside browner 

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.
Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.
topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

browning hi-power 

A superb weapon, the reason why the word "pimp" was invented.
I popped caps in that watermelon with my Browning Hi-Power.
browning hi-power by Captain Dan February 26, 2005

browneye 

The eye that don't wink, it only stinks.
"How about you let me put it in your browneye?"
browneye by Mosi June 24, 2003

Chris Browned 

v. -To remorselessly assault a female.
He did not like that she was yelling so he Chris Browned her.

Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.
"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
Brownberrying by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

guilt brownies 

a peace offering from your boss when he channels his personal stress into anger or condescendence towards you
My boss treated me so bad last week that he brought in guilt brownies to share with us.
guilt brownies by anonymousjmd October 15, 2009