Brian Sweeney

Brian is usually pretty quiet but if you get to know him he's a really cool laid back dude. Brian would make a great father and is a really outstanding worker
"Yo bro Brian Sweeney is such a cool guy."
"i know right"
by ToastyMan420 January 20, 2023
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Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
by brianl May 04, 2024
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Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.
Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man
by Barry Mahogany February 06, 2020
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[Boxing Brian]

When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."
by PimperBrian August 27, 2008
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Brian 5-E

Brian 5-E got a 0, AGAIN.
by TypeShitEnthusiast May 26, 2021
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Brian Hicks

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
I heard on the news last night there was a Brian Hicks sighting in Batesville,Arkansas
by NBreezii June 06, 2019
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Brian P

Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023
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