breather

One that breathes heavily. Breathers are common on x-box live due to the close proximity of the headset to the mouth.

That kid needs to turn off his headset because he is breathing into it really loud. fuckin' breather.

by Stash Master February 20, 2007

Fire Breather

Rather odd slang for a lesbian, paired with Laser Knee.

"Dude, I totally think that chick's a fire breather."
"Woahz!"

by TFE February 20, 2007

texas breathalyzer

A blow job (in Texan slang).

"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
Texas breathalyzers."

by tu y yo December 22, 2007

mouth-breather

Any human being that breathes in and out through their mouths, often engaging in idiotic and useless activity. An affinity for sexually crude humour generally accompanies.

Most of the people posting definitions here are mouth-breathers.

by Mhuur November 25, 2002

breathe of a thousand assholes

Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit

"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."

by ShawnCO August 9, 2007

breathie

Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.

I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

breathers

Guys that are looking for a fight

It sucked at the club last night, nothing but a bunch of breathers looking to start some static.

by Schmoog October 17, 2007