oj bobby johnson

To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.

Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.

by Technine311 April 15, 2014

Dirty Bobbi

A cat loving bitch who enjoys an asshole licking just like her cats.

I met a girl at Holiday Inn bar last night who smelled pretty ripe so I gave her a dirty Bobbi while straightening her hair.

by Tornado thunder March 19, 2022

Bobby-britt

Rhyming slang for really greasy shit

Just been for a bobby-britt and took me 10 minutes and half a roll of paper to scrape it off!

by Chewbaccy7 July 11, 2020

Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

Bobby vanged

To be beaten by some random asshole.

This mother fucker just bobby vanged me the dawg.

by Shaylm May 4, 2022

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

Bobby

Bobby is the sort of person to just attract so much minge it’s unbelievable, some people say he may even get to much, he is a nice human being and will go out of his way to help anyone and even put him self at risk for them.

That bobby is such a stud he should save some clunch for the rest of us.

by Wisicjnejauxudb November 22, 2021