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Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.
I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood
Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long
by Luck Erector November 18, 2013
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Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.
"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."
by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014
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Blood Vag

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.
"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."
by n-bomb January 18, 2015
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blood and thunder

A kickass song of the album Leviathan by American metal band Mastodon. Was featured in Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Saints Row, Rocksmith 2014, Project Gotham Racing 3, Splatterhouse and Guitar Hero Metallica in addition to the film The Big Short.
Dude: you got any good music man!?
Bro: yeah I do, Mastodon's Blood and Thunder!
Dude: hell yeah dude, blast that!
by Mastodonrox September 23, 2016
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Blood sausage

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage
by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016
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Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.
: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!
by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016
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