A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.
person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.
by i'mboredsoi'monurbdic August 14, 2009
Get the Birth Control Hug mug.The practice of hitting the birthday celebrant the same number of times as their age. Common in Trinidad and Tobago.
Richard: "How's your shoulder boy?"
Darrell: "After those 27 birthday hand you all hit me yesterday it's still a little sore"
Richard: "Happy Birthday man"
Darrell: "After those 27 birthday hand you all hit me yesterday it's still a little sore"
Richard: "Happy Birthday man"
by rmjb April 7, 2008
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The event created when you are able to get married close to your spouse's birthday. Requiring only 1 (slightly larger) present instead of 2 individual gifts, the birthaversary is considered by some the holy grail in wedding date setting.
by GrammarGhost September 2, 2015
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Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!
by Maria_mashy May 20, 2018
Get the Birthday mug.either extremely ugly or extremely stupid due to being repeatedly smacked in the head with a brick upon birth.
Bricked at birth (ugly)
Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.
Bricked at birth (stupid)
OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.
Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.
Bricked at birth (stupid)
OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.
by Darth Aza January 2, 2010
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by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010
Get the Charles Darwin's birthday mug.Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.
Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already
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